she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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