the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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