Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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