just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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