my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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