didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I look better un-naked...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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