Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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