So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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