Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just google imaged poop.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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