Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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