im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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