She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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