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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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