You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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