we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize