And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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