we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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