there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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