he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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