Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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