Whod you bang
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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