my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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