just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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