if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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