i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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