How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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