What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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