Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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