I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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