wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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