I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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