Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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