we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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