This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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