but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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