In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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