If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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