did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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