come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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