Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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