I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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