If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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