Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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