best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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