i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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