Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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