I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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