Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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