Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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