it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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